Very True...

Darn knee...what was it thinking?

It's All About Me

So exciting!

Wow

 

And yes...he said abominable just like it's (incorrectly) spelled. 

And heave

"Can you lift me up there?...I know I'm a little heavy." - boy

That's not quite what I meant...

Wait for it...

Oh how I love thee...

Evangelism 101

Not Exactly, but we'll work with it...

Thanks for the clarification...

Um...

Can't Touch This

This is how I was greeted one morning.

Where is that exactly?

Rico Suave

A boy's response on why he didn't know the girl who sat next to him on the first day of school.

Wrong, but Enthusiastic Answers...

Yeah, I have that problem too...

Umm...It's a month...

Can't mess with the do...

X-Men Insights

The Dog's Life

Rain will never be the same...

Great way to start the day...

Those dangerous Roberts...

Pie Tears

Kindergarten Pick-Up Lines

Born to Hand Jive?

Interpreting Dog Dreams

Resist the urge

Oxymoron

Deodorant...5-Year Old Style

Pencil In Rebellion

Let's try "good" or "great" next time...

A bit over-the-top with the superlatives

You don't have a good future in NASCAR...

Don't mix it up on me like this!

...on writing his name at the bottom of the page instead of the top.

Tales from NOT so long ago

Awkward...

(Made sense in the context, I suppose...but sounds REALLY funny nonetheless!)

so true, so succinct

Quite profound actually.

Didn't think of that one...

Theological Insights